The Real Reason Dinosaurs Are Extinct And Why Women Get Bikini Waxes, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.
I found this postcard from around 65 million years ago. Apparantly Joes was All You Can Eat. Cavemen from around the world dragged there women folk by the hair for miles to eat here. They would eat for days using their women folks fancy dresses as napkins. Eventually they ate all the ribs leaving Joes and the Dinosaurs gone for good.
PS.
This is also around the time the first divorces started happening as the women folk started shaving there heads and waving there BBQ'd stained dresses around there head. Considering underwear hadn't been invented yet, the bikini wax soon came into existence around this time.
View on Black or I'll poke you in the eye with one of those ribs.
HCS
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