Saturday, May 26, 2012

Star Wars At 35

Star Wars At 35 by hbmike2000
Star Wars At 35, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

May 25th was the 35th Anniversary of Star Wars. And besides the fact I had to air brush a few wrinkles out of R2D2, he still looks pretty good for his age.

View on Black or I'll throw the Emperor's Throne at you

112 Pictures in 2012: #69 Represent the title of a Film

But I Have A Fastpass

But I Have A Fastpass by hbmike2000
But I Have A Fastpass, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

All excited about riding Splash Mountain in the summer heat, I grabbed a Fastpass early in the morning.

Fifteen hours later and NO summer heat left, my time had arrived to float in a log on the watery ride and plummet down the side of the mountain to what I was certain would be the death of me. The cast member wearing a heavy jacket to keep warm directed us where to stand and then loaded us on the damp log waiting to take us on our adventure.

As the ride progressed, I yelled my obligatory 'YEA' and 'WaHOO'. I sang with the characters, 'Zip A Dee Do Dah' and yelled some more obligatory 'YEA' and 'WaHOO' all the way to the top of the mountain. With hands in the air, I yelled 'Yippie' and then the log rolled over the edge and I yelled (censored) as we sped down the side followed by 'OH (censored) and (bleep) and (bleep bleep censored bleep) and then we hit the bottom and freezing water flowed over the top of the log into my lap. I mumbled under my breath words even I am to embarassed to say as the ride came to an end and as I exited, I heard the cast memeber call after me, 'Sir, sir, did you know you have icicles hanging from your butt?'

I am SOO glad I got to ride Splash Mountain on a cold evening during the summer heat!

View on black or I will throw icicles at you


Friday, May 25, 2012

Border Patrol

Border Patrol by hbmike2000
Border Patrol, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

These people keep making rafts and floating across the border to my land so I put up this High Tech Security Fence, hired over a hundred guards and spaced them out evenly across the 50 feet of my border. I armed them with Flame Throwers and Missile Launchers. All in all, it cost a small fortune but I think it's worth it to keep those unannounced Family visits to a minimum.


View on black while I look for a sparky thingy to start my Flame Thrower

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Imma Ten

Imma Ten by hbmike2000
Imma Ten, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

1: I have that scruffy look (I'm too lazy to shave)

2: I don't have too many wrinkles (not after 2 hours of processing anyway)

3. I have pouty lips (the drawback is puffy cheeks)

4. My sisters uglier (she'll never see this)

5. My hair is stylish (both of them)

6. My nose isn't too big (it's just my face thats too small)

7. I'm focused (I accidentally super glued my eyes open. It's only creepy when I'm asleep)

8. I like a good conversation (usually with myself so if you don't mind, could you be quiet)

9. I wear cool glasses with no lenses (they fell out and I can't find them)

10. Imma Ten (Keep drinking, I'll get there eventually)

View on Black. No where in this scale of 1 to 10 does it say I'm nice.

Our Daily Challenge: Scale

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Goofaholics Anonymous

Goofaholics Anonymous by hbmike2000
Goofaholics Anonymous, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

Who knew Darth Vader was a Goofaholic??? He showed up in one of my meetings complaining that the stromtroopers don't take him seriously anymore. I laughed. He got angry. Don't make a Goofy Darth Vader mad, trust me.

View on black or the suffer the wrath of Farce

Our Daily Challenge: Begins With G.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Anybody Seen My Glasses?

Anybody Seen My Glasses? by hbmike2000
Anybody Seen My Glasses?, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

So if I dropped my glasses and I need them to see, explain to me how I am to find them. I searched for hours and could not find them anywhere! Finally, I gave up, hopped in the car and drove to the Glasses shop. It took me eight stops to get the right blur ... I mean place. And could someone tell me where all the dents in my car came from? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.

View on Black or I'll drive down your street.

Our Daily Challenge: Replace


Enjoy:  The Mexican Coca~Cola FlowerBy The Light Of The EclipseSproingLook Sir, The Flickrites Won't View On Black.  What Are Your Orders?LostIt Magically Fell There ... I Swear
Candy Pooh PopsYour T is served, MadamThe Three Phases Of A CatPaging Dr DrillumPut Your Back Into It GrandmaI Assumed Ratatouille Was Taller In Real Life
Never Sing In Front Of A Place That Serves Food If Your BadEureka! It's Back!How Do You Start This Thing?Hats, Supplies And A Cactus I Named BobWhoopsThe Foot Of A Dodo
Daddy Needs A New Pair Of ShoesQuick Coniving Mad Dumb Dodo42Husband Number TwoHappy New Year!Mr. Crabgrass Auditions For The Show WEEDS

EXPLORED series, a set on Flickr.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

By The Light Of The Eclipse

Mickey Luke noticed for the first time, just how BIG Princess Minnie Leia's Buns really were.

View on black or Mickey Luke may notice things about you (and if he can't find anything, he'll just make it up)

Our Daily Challenge: Begins With L


I am really bummed about the solar eclipse here. Just as it started the clouds rolled in and fast. This is the beginning of it but with the clouds moving so fast, you can't really tell.


Sproing by hbmike2000
Sproing, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

Being late for everything, I decided to get my clock fixed finally so I headed over to the Clock Shop located next to that fabulous Camera Shop that destroyed my camera. You'd think I would of known better.

View on black or I'll throw clock parts at ya.


Saturday, May 19, 2012

Look Sir, The Flickrites Won't View On Black. What Are Your Orders?

Shoot em!

then interrogate them!

View on Black, I'm taking names

Our Daily Challenge: Make Mine A Double


Lost by hbmike2000
Lost, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

Lost, I crawled across the forrest floor, dragging my limp and lifeless body bedhind me. Help, I tried to cry but it came out a whisper. I lifted my head ever so slightly and could see a pair of legs. Food, Water, I need, I rasped. I crawled towards the legs ahead. Help ... me. The foot started tapping up and down and a voice came from above me, Get off the ground, You were lost for less than minute!

View on black or be lost here forever