My New Bathroom Sign

My New Bathroom Sign, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

I think I will print this out and hang above the bathroom door ... when I get a bathroom that is. We found a couple of places, two we really love but we seem to be a day late on getting them. We bid on them anyway as backups just in case they fall back on the market.

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What A Trip

What A Trip, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Living at the beach or within one mile of it for over two decades had me spoiled. When I ran out of the house to drive the 55 miles to work and found my car covered with ice, I was a tad bit surprised. And late, it took me 20 minutes to get the ice of the windshield. I have to admit though, I was real close to sticking my tongue on it to see if it really sticks.

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Our Daily Challenge: What A Trip

I Shot The Sheriff

I Shot The Sheriff, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Well, not exactly shot. I used a flame thrower. The Sheriff's a rooster and when I don't get to bed till midnight the last thing I want to hear is him cahoodling at the crack of dawn. Anyway, he taste like chicken too and made some mighty good soup.

PS. I didn't shoot the Deputy

View on black. I still have gas in my flame thrower.

for Our Daily Challenge: Sleep ( it's a stretch, I know)

Can I Get That To Go Please

Can I Get That To Go Please, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Dark Lines

Dark Lines, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Fire Fly

Fire Fly, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

The Right Punch

The Right Punch, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Life's A ...

Life's A ..., a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Ye Old Fence

Ye Old Fence, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

I Found Freakin Frosty

I Found Freakin Frosty, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Apparently he has been on the lamb from Santa and is hiding out across the street from my new temporary home. I got it on good authority (Rudolph) that Frosty had an affair with Mrs Santa and that Mr Santa is out to sleigh him.

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for Bokeh Thursday

When Lightning Strikes

When Lightning Strikes, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

No More Steps Please

No More Steps Please, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Dear Santa, The Restraining Order Has Expired

Dear Santa, The Restraining Order Has Expired, a photo by hbmike2000 (please see profile) on Flickr.

Dear Santa,

The restraining order you put against me has expired. I would like to extend my apologies and let bygones be bygones. On looking back, I realize that I shouldn't have baked cookies with laxitives for you or left the glass of milk out for a week. I have to admit, I still chuckle a little about the mess you made at Little Timmy's house next door though. And I have removed all sticky tape from the roof so the reindeer are safe and wont have their hair ripped off this year. I also have come to the conclusion that hooking the fireplace up to a flame thrower was just a bad idea all around but in my defense, it was cold.

In conclusion, I forgive you Santa for the rock wrapped in underwear that you chucked at me last Christmas Eve and I expect lots of big things from you this year. And then on the 26th of December you can have Mrs Santa Clause back.

PS
Please don't be late, she eats a lot and it's getting expensive. Plus, she's not really that jolly at all.

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Cliche Saturday
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