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Monday, June 13, 2011

Land Lubbin Seahorse

Land Lubbin Seahorse by hbmike2000
Land Lubbin Seahorse, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

This is the extremely rare Land Lubbin Seahorse. It crawled out of the sea here in southern california when it realized all the other fishies and aquatic life were actually peeing in the water.

Originally, it was picked on a lot and bullied around. Taking things into it's own hands, it went to Japan and trained in the ancient arts of (censored). After two years of training in this highly secretive organization it returned to Orange County.

It went to the Orange County courts and had it's name legally changed to "Assassin Bug". Now, bugs all over the county tremble in fear and wont even whisper it's name, afraid it might come after them.

And that my friends, is how the Assassin Bug came into existence.

View on Black or I'll say his name and send him after you. (there bite REALLY hurts)

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