Dear Grandma and Grandpa,
This is a a court order to cease and desist on pinching grandkids cheeks. I was the cutest baby in the world and look what your never ending pinches did to my cheeks. You used to exclaim aren't you adorable as your fingers squeezed the life out my face and now you just scream, grab your heart and fall over.
If you insist on continuing, I will report you to the police who will gladly move you from your warm if not cozy home to a new place where you will have a roommate named Bubba Joe.
With all the love,
Your Grandson, Mike
PS. My birthday is coming up soon and I have my eye on this new car? Do you think you could get it for me early before I have your assets frozen?
View on black or I will pinch your cheeks.
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