How To Fix A Fence

How To Fix A Fence, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

1. Put trees and bushes around sides of it so no one can see nothing is really holding it up.

2. Hang a backdrop on the center of it and tell them it's your photography studio.

3. Chuck seasonal color at it then it's not dilapidated, it just has character.

4. Don't let the neighbors dog knock it down cause then they will poop on your side which totally wrecks number 2. (hmmm, I probably should of thought about phrasing when I wrote that)

5. Yell at neighbor for not picking up dog mess on your side.

6. Yell at neighbor for being on your side (apparently picking up after dogs).

7. Apologize to neighbor for not wearing clothes while yelling at him. (hadn't had coffee yet, wasn't quite awake)

8. Buy new fence then make it look old

View on black or step into my studio

HFF