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Monday, March 19, 2012

Somebody Bigger There Always Is

Darth Vader recently hired me to take some photos of him. I knew I should of said no. At first he was just annoying, kept saying he was my Father and calling me Luke. Then he kept farting in his suit and giggling. I finally broke at the part where he kept saying Leia was my sister and I should stop kissing her. Gross! I snapped, told him I changed my mind and didn't want to take is photo. He threw a temper tantrum right there on the studio floor and tried to choke me using the force. I did the only thing I could think of, I called in my next model, The Jolly Green Giant.

View on Black. The Jolly Green Giant still owes me a favor

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