When asked, Do these shoes look good on me? Pretend like you didn't hear.
When asked, Should I eat healthy tonight or just splurge? Pretend like you didn't hear.
When asked, Can I have the credit card? Pretend like you didn't hear.
When asked, Does this make my butt look fat? Pretend like you didn't hear (and run).
When asked, What angle makes me look best? For goodness sake never answer honestly while it's standing on your head.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to go wash my hair.
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