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Friday, March 25, 2011

Stick And Poke

Stick And Poke by hbmike2000
Stick And Poke a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.
On a recent excursion to one of the most isolated places on earth, my yard, I spotted this rare and unusual Stick And Poke plant. Being extremely quiet, I hid in the underbrush as not to scare it with the hopes of capturing it alive. With the step of my foot and the snap of a branch, the rare and unusual Stick And Poke plant was onto me. It lunged for me, sticking and poking. I dodged left and faked right, slapped and kicked! It pointed to my shoe as if it was untied, I looked down, it poked my rump! We fought for hours before I was finally able to capture it, alive.

I now have it alive in a private zoo of plants. I am gonna grow it big and fat and juicy then kill it and make me a glass of Tequila. Yeah baby!

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I yelled at the shell of a computer I have for about 30 minutes, grabbed my phone, selected Vignette Camera, chose the Scary Movie filter, petted the kitty and went outside in the drizzle and snapped away. On a tiny little phone it looks cool so you all crazy people need to let me know how it looks on real peoples computers.

View on black or a spooky person will climb out of your screen and get you!

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