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Thursday, October 13, 2011

A Gargoyle, A Knife and a Tree Root

Burt, I said to the Gargoyle, go pose with this knife. He said, D' oh kay, ran across the yard, tripped, dropped the knife, it hit a tree root, the tree was mad, it slapped me for giving him the knife, I cried (manly cry), the tree snickered, took photos of me crying, passed the photo's around to the neighborhood trees and now when I drive down the block I swear I can hear them all snickering at me. Dumbass Burt.

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