The Real Santa Claus

The Real Santa Claus, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
Every year in the winter
I search for a splinter
of the truth about Santa Claus

Every corner at night
is filled with their sight
Which one is the real Santa Claus

I grab and I steal
they scream and they squeal
as I kidnap the Santa Claus

Down a hole he will go
by the tree I find coal
I've caught me the wrong Santa Claus

I cry to myself
on the loose is that elf
That they call the Santa Claus

So Merry Christmas to you
Unless your a Jew
Then Happy Hanukkah from Santa Claus


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Happy Holidays from the WORSE Santa Claus Kidnapper EVER.

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Our Daily Challenge: Too Much
(I don't know how many Santa Claus' I actually have but it's a lot and boy are they MAD)