How To Do A Good Cannonball

How To Do A Good Cannonball, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

1. Stand on side of pool, the higher, the better. (in my case, the side of the Spa is around three feet above the pool)

2. Wait for an unsuspecting DRY fool to walk close to the edge of pool.

3. Jump, pull legs up to chest, SPLASH!!!!

4. Get out of pool and run. (I know, I don't advocate running around a pool either but you have a better chance of survival than if you stay and hope they don't jump in the water and "accidentally" drown you. Twice, just to make sure)

View in a dry environment ... next to the pool.

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(what? I am a professional cannonballer. They should admit this into the Olympics. I'm starting a petition)