Dear Disneyland Merchant,
I hate to complain, but on a recent visit to Disneyland I entered your Disneyana Store on Main Street USA. From across the room I spotted this really cool shiny Disneyland Railroad Mug on the shelf. I collided with a kid, stepped on two people and knocked an old lady down (all by accident of course) to get it before anyone else. Once I had it, I noticed an angry mob all staring at me. With quick reflexes, I was able to dump a disabled person out of there wheel chair and roll out the door at lightning speed. Did I pay for it you ask? That doesn't really matter. What matters is, I didn't really have a good chance to inspect the mug till I got home and filled it with some delicious coffee. Imagine my surprise when I sat down to enjoy my morning coffee in my shiny new Disneyland Railroad Mug and found that you all put the handle on the wrong side of it! I would like a refund please.
Dear Disney Police,
This whole story is fabricated (except maybe the part about the wheel chair). Please do not arrest me again the next time I show up at the Park.
View on black or I'll tell the Disney Police YOU did it
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Monday, January 30, 2012
I Hate To Complain, But ..
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