This is the crime scene where I got mugged. I told the Disney Police everything. I was walking along this dark alley below the Castle when this Five Year old girl jumped out at me yelling "BOO!" Well of course I threw up my hands, screamed and dropped my cotton candy which she snatched from the air before it hit the ground. I pointed my finger at her, shaking, You give me that back you ... she kicked me in the shin before I could say the bad word that was coming from my lips. The Disney Police found me an hour later, rolling around on the ground, holding my shin, crying Owy Owy Owy! I
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