I KNEW IT! The little crud is BACK! I thought for sure he was gone after I pushed ... er, he FELL off the box in the photo "Oops!"
I had the perfect "Nature" shot set up. Was gonna make me a million bucks! Set up the shot perfectly, snapped the button and this little hellion busted through my flower!!!
So with that, I present to you, Nature. >>sigh<<
View on black or this little gremlin will move in with you
LPM Series
Our Daily Challenge: Nature
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
How To Make A Down Feathered Pillow
We are gathered here today, to bring you this thing called ... How To Make A Down Feathered Pillow.
It's easier than you think and much cheaper then those expensive store bought pillows.
First, take a pillow case and place it on the ground in an open area outside.
Then, wait for a duck to crash down out of the sky onto it.
Walla!
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Our Daily Challenge: Down
It's easier than you think and much cheaper then those expensive store bought pillows.
First, take a pillow case and place it on the ground in an open area outside.
Then, wait for a duck to crash down out of the sky onto it.
Walla!
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Our Daily Challenge: Down
Monday, April 4, 2011
How To Blow Bubbles
Step 1: Insert bubble wand into bubble juice and place close to mouth.
Step 2: Inhale for maximum air
Step 3: Accidentally inhale bubble juice
Step 4: Throw wand on ground and yell "I HATE YOU!"
Step 5: Go out and BUY cool bubble blowing gadget.
Step 6: Cut finger trying to get cool bubble gadget out of the stupid plastic casing it came in.
Step 7: Poor bubble juice into container away from mouth and dip cool bubble gadget into bubble juice.
Step 8: Push button on cool bubble gadget.
Step 9: When nothing happens cause you realized you forgot to get batteries for cool bubble gadget, throw self on ground dramatically and cry "WHY? WHY ME? and roll around a few times to make sure everyone is looking.
View on black. Really, why? I'm already being overly dramatic
Our Daily Challenge: Gadget (even if it don't work cause you forgot batteries)
Step 2: Inhale for maximum air
Step 3: Accidentally inhale bubble juice
Step 4: Throw wand on ground and yell "I HATE YOU!"
Step 5: Go out and BUY cool bubble blowing gadget.
Step 6: Cut finger trying to get cool bubble gadget out of the stupid plastic casing it came in.
Step 7: Poor bubble juice into container away from mouth and dip cool bubble gadget into bubble juice.
Step 8: Push button on cool bubble gadget.
Step 9: When nothing happens cause you realized you forgot to get batteries for cool bubble gadget, throw self on ground dramatically and cry "WHY? WHY ME? and roll around a few times to make sure everyone is looking.
View on black. Really, why? I'm already being overly dramatic
Our Daily Challenge: Gadget (even if it don't work cause you forgot batteries)
I'll Have My Bubbles On The Rocks Please
Refreshing AND entertaining!
Warning: Please don't drink bubbles if you have gas.
View on black for 3D effect. Glasses sold seperately
Our Daily Topic: Gadget
Warning: Please don't drink bubbles if you have gas.
View on black for 3D effect. Glasses sold seperately
Our Daily Topic: Gadget
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Sister Mary Moo Has A Nightmare
Having her dream of Heaven interupted by the evil eye Shot who was a horrible student of hers 20 years ago, Sister Mary Moo ran as fast as she could. Being a bowling pin and having no legs to speak of, she knew it would be a matter of time before she got bowled over by the bullying eyeball. She had to think of some other way to escape his unblinking stare.
Whilst running, only slowing down once to yell back, "don't forget to burn a match when your done, sweetie pie", she had a brilliant idea. She would run from her dream of heaven into a Nightmare and fight the evil eye on his own turf!
She waited till she could see the yellow of his eye and ran straight into her nightmare! Shot the evil eye, so intent on bowling her over did not notice till it was too late. He screamed in anger, "NOOOOOOOO, Not the DARK!"
Giggling like a little Catholic school girl, Sister Mary Moo knew that Shot's pupils didn't dialate and couldn't see in the dark and she would be able to escape.
View on black or you will have nightmares of yellow eyes
Sister Mary Moo series: Part 3
100 Words: 5 Anger
Our Daily Topic: Begins with N
Whilst running, only slowing down once to yell back, "don't forget to burn a match when your done, sweetie pie", she had a brilliant idea. She would run from her dream of heaven into a Nightmare and fight the evil eye on his own turf!
She waited till she could see the yellow of his eye and ran straight into her nightmare! Shot the evil eye, so intent on bowling her over did not notice till it was too late. He screamed in anger, "NOOOOOOOO, Not the DARK!"
Giggling like a little Catholic school girl, Sister Mary Moo knew that Shot's pupils didn't dialate and couldn't see in the dark and she would be able to escape.
View on black or you will have nightmares of yellow eyes
Sister Mary Moo series: Part 3
100 Words: 5 Anger
Our Daily Topic: Begins with N
Night Stalk
While I was admiring my wrinkles in the mirror, I heard a noise outside my window. I went outside to investigate but found nothing. While outside, I realized I hadn't tried a night shot for awhile and thought I would give it a go again.
View on black to make it look nightier.
Our Daily Challenge: Begins with N
View on black to make it look nightier.
Our Daily Challenge: Begins with N
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Sister Mary Moo Can't Escape
Unable to catch Sister Mary Moo earlier in the alley, Shot invades her dream of heaven hoping to bowl her over before she wakes. Sister Mary Moo screams, "Don't forget to put the toilet seat down when your done, hun!" and runs!
View on black or I will leave the seat up.
Sister Mary Moo Series
Our Daily Topic: Miniature
View on black or I will leave the seat up.
Sister Mary Moo Series
Our Daily Topic: Miniature
Sister Mary Moo Makes A Run For It!
When Shot was a wee lad in an all girl catholic school, he got his metaphorical hand slapped with a ruler every morning by a bowling pin shaped nun named Sister Mary Moo.
Now, Shot is out for revenge and plans to bowl over the nun. Having to use the restroom, Shot decided to kill two birds with one stone and hopped on his suped up Porta Potty and chased Sister Mary Moo down the alley!
Sister Mary Moo ran, ran as fast as she could only slowing down to periodically yell back, "Don't forget to was your hands!"
View on black or you could be chased by an Eye on a suped up porta potty!
Sister Mary Moo Series
Our Daily Challenge: Miniature
Now, Shot is out for revenge and plans to bowl over the nun. Having to use the restroom, Shot decided to kill two birds with one stone and hopped on his suped up Porta Potty and chased Sister Mary Moo down the alley!
Sister Mary Moo ran, ran as fast as she could only slowing down to periodically yell back, "Don't forget to was your hands!"
View on black or you could be chased by an Eye on a suped up porta potty!
Sister Mary Moo Series
Our Daily Challenge: Miniature
Friday, April 1, 2011
UFO
This UFO flew right out of the sky and landed next to me and I was able to get this nice, clear, detailed shot of it using my Vignette camera app. I was able to set it on Holga style and snap this shot before it flew off again.
Our Daily Topic: Metallic
Our Daily Topic: Metallic
Flying Saucer
What an awsome coincidence! The challenge was Metallic and this old, cool looking UFO just HAPPEND to land right next to me long enough for me to snap my shot. How awsome is that.
Our Daily Challenge: Metallic
View on black. We all know what aliens do to ya if ya don't.
Our Daily Challenge: Metallic
View on black. We all know what aliens do to ya if ya don't.
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